Are We There Yet?


   

             Angel set his hand against the small of Gwen's back as he ushered her out the door of the hotel--made a point of it, as if to flaunt the fact he was touching her. His fingers sizzled against her skin. She liked his touch, the way his long fingers curled against her back, but she didn't like the reason he was touching her.
            Still, she let him make his ridiculous Alpha male gesture until he had guided her out of the hotel. Then she said, tightly, "Get your hands off me."
            He did, looking a little startled, but quelling it as he opened the passenger door of his ridiculously large car. "Gee, Gwen, you've never complained about my hands on you before."
            The accusatory tone stung. She got in, dared a look at him as he closed the door and walked around the front of the car.
            When he got in on the driver's side she said sharply, "You don't get to use me to piss off Cordelia."
            His flinty eyes softened a little, but his gaze slid away from her and his jaw worked, teeth grating. He was angry, she could tell. Not just pissed-angry. Wounded-angry. The kind of angry that burrowed in deep and stuck there, and made you want to lash out at everyone and everything around you.
            He settled down behind the wheel, started the car. She watched his hands, haunted suddenly by the memory of those long, slim fingers inside her. She pushed it away.
            "Things not working out so well with the girlfriend, huh?" she said, her tone perhaps a little too flip, but it was hard for her to think about him loving that brittle girl, at the same time remembering the night they'd spent together before Cordelia had come back.
            He slammed the car into gear and peeled out, tires screeching. "She's not my girlfriend," he snapped, "and neither are you."
            She gaped at him. He wasn't like this--she knew he wasn't. He was soft words and careful hands, cool mouth full of the taste of Merlot--
            "Oh, my God," she said. "Could you be a bigger bitch?"
            He looked at her, and the startlement in his face was almost comical. Then his expression changed, remorse creeping into his dark eyes. He let her see it for a split second, then fixed his eyes on the road. "I'm sorry."
            "Yeah, you're sorry all right. Sorry excuse for a human being." Now she was angry. Pissed-angry.
            "Guess it's good I'm not one, then." His voice had tightened up again.
            She studied him. His hands clenched the steering wheel so tightly his knuckles showed white. "What did she do to you?" Whatever it was, it must have been bad. Angel looked like he was fighting with the aftermath of an emotional evisceration.
            His eyes slid sideways, toward her, but he didn't turn his head to look at her directly. His hands worked on the steering wheel. Gwen noticed the car had sped up, and wondered if Angel realized it, distant as he seemed to be. He was silent for what seemed a long time, while the speedometer hit sixty, sixty-five, seventy.
            "You don't have to tell me," she blurted finally, as the red needle touched eighty, but at the same time he said, "She fucked my kid."
            Gwen's eyes widened. Angel flicked a glance toward her again, apologetic this time, as if perhaps he felt it inappropriate to use obscenities in front of a lady.
            "You have a kid?" she said. "You literally have a kid, and your girlfriend literally fucked him?"
            He made a face. "It's a long story."
            "It's a long drive to Death Valley."
            His mouth quirked; he laughed a little, and started talking.
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            It really wasn't that long a story, relatively speaking. Not as long at the one he'd murmured to her in his bed a few weeks ago. Weirder, though, she had to admit, and the curse story had been weird enough.
            "A lot of people did crazy things that night," she said after a moment. She still hadn't quite had time to absorb the rest of it, the part where vampires can't have children but somehow he did, and the part where the kid was eighteen years old even though he'd been born last year. "I mean, there was fire falling from the sky. When you think it's the end of the world, you do weird stuff."
            She remembered what she'd done. She'd sat in her huge bed--just huge enough to constantly remind her she could never share it with anyone--watching TV, watching the news reporters babble about what was going on in LA. It was hard to stay calm when the news anchors were so rattled.
            And she'd picked up the phone six times at least and called Angel Investigations, but every time she'd gotten either a busy signal or the answering machine.
            She'd lain awake half the night wondering where he was, if he was okay. While he probably hadn't thought about her at all, what with confronting the lava beast, having stakes shoved into his throat, and finding his little doxy schtupping his teenaged son.
            She'd said it before and she would probably say it again--his life sucked even more than hers did.
            They were on a long stretch of dark highway by now, approaching the desert. Angel had slowed down a little, but was still cruising well over the posted speed limit. The car ran smoothly, she noticed. He must keep it in good shape. She didn't have an extensive knowledge of classic cars, but she knew enough to know this car was older than she was. Of course, her motor purred pretty smoothly when Angel touched her, too.
            "You ever put the top back?" she said suddenly.
            He looked at her. "Only at night. I've found it's a little hard to drive with my body bursting into flames."
            He was mocking her a little, and unnecessarily, but she decided to ignore it. "So what do you do in the daytime? Ride around in the trunk?"
            His mouth twitched a little. "Mostly I sit on the floor with a blanket over my head."
            "Huh." She decided not to say anything else, mostly because she found this image amusing, and she had the feeling his ego had taken about as much pummeling as it could handle at the moment.
            He looked out the front window, at the road. The highway was pretty straight here, making for easy driving. She looked out her own window, watching the stars.
            "I'm sorry," he said after a time. He sounded sincere this time. "About before. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that."
            Gwen turned toward him, studying his face. His eyes were so dark they looked black in the vague light. "You know what I like about you?"
            "Um...no?" She had a feeling he'd been searching for a quip and had failed to find one.
            "When you say you're sorry, you really mean it."
            This seemed to baffle him, and Gwen realized she'd been right in her assessment of him. He was so utterly sincere it would have been comical if he wasn't...well, so sincere. And that made it hard for her to take anything he'd said to her personally. At least, not the bad things, because she knew they'd been in response to pain.
            He recovered his stoicism after a moment and shrugged. "Well, you're the third person today who's called me on the carpet for being a bitch, so I guess I must deserve it."
            "Really? Who else in your life has the nerve to tell you the truth?"
            "Lorne," he said, then frowned again. "And Cordy."
            She'd meant her comment lightly, but now she gaped at him, not sure if she was amazed or appalled.
            "Cordy?"
            "Yeah. She told me to get over it."
            Now Gwen was definitely appalled. How could he love a woman who would treat him like that? I would never-- For a split second, frantic, she thought she'd said it aloud, but he didn't respond, so apparently she hadn't. "Man, she's got some balls," she said instead.
            Angel deflated a little, slumping at the shoulders, his hands shifting again on the steering wheel. "I wouldn't know. I've never actually been in a position to find out."
            Gwen blinked. His humor came so rarely, and was usually so wry, that it caught her off guard. She rallied quickly. "That'd put you off, huh? If you got in her pants and boom there's a big dick looking you in the face?"
            He laughed, and she couldn't hold back a smile, gratified that she'd made that sound come out of him.
            "Might not put me off as much as you'd think."
            This surprised her. "Oh, really? My goodness. You have layers."
            His smile had genuine warmth in it. The faint light glinted off his teeth, his eyes, then the smile faded.
            "I never really asked you if you wanted to come along," he said. "I'm sorry about that. So would you like me to drop you off somewhere?"
            She considered. They were heading for some mysterious cave in Death Valley, to retrieve a mystical creature that very well might eat them even though they were planning to protect it. And Angel was offering to drop her off, so she could get on her way to Tahiti, where it was warm and presumably there were no giant lava beasts running around slaughtering people.
            She smiled. "It's okay. I got your back."
            "Thanks." He seemed a little less tense, finally. "I knew there was a reason I wanted to bring you along."
            His words made her warm, much more than they should have. She'd been trying very hard not to get too attached to him, and she'd succeeded for the most part, but every once in a while that feeling of connection came up out of nowhere, and she started thinking about him in inappropriate ways.
            What she was thinking right now was totally inappropriate. She didn't care.
            "Speaking of layers," she said, "that hooded sweatshirt thing is really not your best look." He tended to dress more formally, she'd noticed, in high-quality shirts that needed cufflinks that he didn't bother to wear. She'd sent him a box of shirts not long ago, to replace the one she'd ruined ripping it off him. She'd picked expensive ones, mostly silk blends, in dark colors, of course, with high collars that would look good under his long, black coat. This hoodie thing looked almost silly, if anything could actually look silly on him.
            She really wasn't interested in critiquing his fashion sense, though. She slid across the wide seat until she was right next to him, and unzipped the sweatshirt. He had a gray cotton shirt on under it, a lightweight knit, softer than a T-shirt. She slid a hand across his chest and found his nipples already pebbled, ready to play with.
            "Gwen--"
            "Is there a problem?"
            "Well--I'm driving, for one thing."
            "Looks like a pretty straight stretch of highway, and there's not much traffic this time of night." She trailed her fingers down his stomach. "And, as I recall, I owe you an orgasm."
            "Two, but who's counting?"
            "Apparently you are." His pants had some kind of flat metal hook fastener that she was going to have a hell of a time getting undone without his cooperation.
            "Well, math has always fascinated me," he said.
            She decided not to bother with the pants and instead peeled up the bottom edge of his shirt. She still had her gloves on, so the lovely jolt of skin-to-skin contact was, for the moment, impossible. But it was still fun to slide the tip of her finger into his navel. He jumped a little, and she wondered why. She was positive she hadn't sparked him.
            "Gwen..." he said again, his voice a little lower this time. She wished she could see his face, look at his eyes to see if his irises had gone almost black, like they had the last time, in his bedroom.
            "Yes?"
            "No offense, but the last time I had sex with you, I couldn't pee for a week."
            "Do vampires pee?"
            "Not after they have sex with you, they don't."
            She couldn't tell if he was joking or not; his voice was too strained with arousal.
            "I'll keep my gloves on."
            He turned his head toward her, his eyes glinting. Gwen slid her hand down, over his fly, feeling him literally growing under her fingers. That was a good feeling, she noted. To feel a man's body respond like that to your touch--it was heady. Intoxicating. He'd already been hard when things had gotten underway last time, but this time she was starting more or less from scratch. Or tickle, or caress, or whatever she decided to do with him.
            She shifted her hand a little, tracing her fingernails down the growing ridge under his fly. He made a noise, a sort of breathy, gaspy sound, and slid down in the seat a little, laying his right arm along the seat back. She realized this was acquiescence--he was moving so she could undo his pants.
            So she did that, sliding his zipper down, pulling his soft cotton underwear out of the way until she got to his skin.
            Then, looking at the big, bobbing beast she'd just released, she realized something.
            "Ummm...I don't really know how to do this."
            "It's not that hard."
            "Looks pretty hard to me."
            "It's not that difficult. Especially when you're working with a guy who never gets any."
            "So you're easy?"
            "For the most part." He shifted his hips a little, sliding his shaft up against her palm. "Take off that damn glove."
            "Are you sure?"
            "Yeah. Who needs to pee?"
            She obediently slipped off the long, black glove, then stared at her hand. Her fingers were shaking. She had gone hot and weak inside, just thinking about touching him.
            "What's wrong?" he said. He was far too attuned to her moods for the shortness of their acquaintance. It freaked her out sometimes.
            "Just adjusting the current," she said, which was half the truth. She flexed her fingers, hoping that made it seem more believable, then reached for him again.
            And it was skin on skin again, that incredible rush of contact that had become like a drug for her. And she hadn't touched him here last time. She hated to admit it, but she'd actually been a little bit afraid to.
            Now she wished she had, because this was amazing. The skin here was so soft, so unbelievably soft, like silk or fine velvet filled with steel. He made an odd, choking sound in the back of his throat as she slid her fingers up the length of him, over that incredibly soft skin, to where it made a soft sheath over his glans.
            She had completely drained the current from her fingers--an effort of will it had taken her literally a decade and a half to perfect--and hesitated a moment just to be sure she could sustain it, before carefully, delicately pushing the velvety hood back and touching the sleek skin beneath.
            He slammed the back of his head into his headrest, his left hand convulsing on the steering wheel. Gwen glanced at the speedometer. They were going ninety-five.
            "Might want to ease up on the accelerator."
            He blinked at the dial. "Yeah, right." She waited until he'd eased back down to eighty, then continued her exploration.
            It was difficult, holding the current back for this amount of time, but she did it, channeling the flow elsewhere as she carefully tormented him. His hand on the seat back moved forward to cup her head, caressing her hair. Sparks flew when his fingers touched the back of her neck.
            "Tell me what you like," she said. "What do you want me to do?"
            "Just grab hold," he said. "Not too tight."
            She fisted her hand gently around him and he began to thrust through the curl of her fingers, slowly at first, drawing his full length in and out. His face remained straight ahead, but he didn't seem terribly focused on the road. It was a good thing it was a straight shot here, with no landmarks to watch for, no hairpin turns and no stoplights.
            "Is that good?" she asked, though she could tell by the tension in the body that he was responding appropriately.
            "Good," he said tersely--another good sign, that tight voice. "Spit on your hand. And there should be some napkins or something in the glove box."
            This confused her a minute, and she let him go so it could sink in. Then she figured it out--lube, to make it better for him, and something to clean up with after.
            "I wouldn't worry about it, but these pants have to be dry-cleaned." He sounded almost apologetic.
            Gwen couldn't help smiling. "Trust you to worry about your clothes." She flexed her fingers, taking advantage of the moment to let the current run. It would be easier to get it back under control if she let it flow for a moment.
            "Dry cleaning is expensive." He watched her as she sat there doing what probably looked to him like nothing, and finally said, "Could you hurry a little?"
            "Sorry. Just give me a second."
            "Are you okay?"
            She looked up. He was eyeing her with concern, which surprised her.
            "I'm fine. Just redirecting the current. It's hard to hold it back that long."
            "Oh. I just--"
            She opened the glove box and found a stack of Subway napkins. That seemed appropriate. Then she realized Angel hadn't finished his sentence.
            "You just what?" Behind the Subway napkins were a few from Der Weinerschnitzel. That was even better. She pulled out those.
            "I don't want you to think you have to do this. You don't owe me anything, Gwen."
            Gwen spat into her hand, trying not to be too gross about it. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw something twitch, and looked down. Her preparations seemed to be further arousing Angel rather than putting him off.
            "I know that, Angel." She took a moment to clamp down on the current a little more, then closed her hand again around his long, hard shaft. "You have no idea how much I want this, do you?" She worked him gently, then a little harder. His head fell back again and she heard his teeth clench. "I could sit next to you and hold your hand and that would be incredible, but this is so much better."
            Her hand moved more easily on him now, sliding over that velvet skin. He pulsed his hips a little, but she had mostly taken over the rhythm by now. His thrusting before had given her the general idea. She pressed her thumb against his glans, sliding over that smooth skin. He gasped and closed his eyes a moment, then snapped them open as if only then remembering he was driving.
            "You learn fast," he said, his voice breathy. He braced his back against the car seat and bucked under her hand, thrusting harder and faster, eyes glued straight ahead. Scooting as close as she could, she hung onto him as he slid in and out of her fist.
            "Now," he said suddenly. "God, Gwen, now," and she was so fascinated by the thick length of him plunging through her fist that she barely got the napkins into place in time.
            She wanted to see this, too, though, feel as much of it as she could. She was half in his lap now, feeling his body clench and shudder, feeling his cock pulse in her hand, watching him spill himself into the paper napkins.
            Then, suddenly, he laughed. Startled, she looked into his face. She was almost close enough to kiss him.
            His body loosened against her as he laughed, the last seconds of his orgasm wringing out of him.
            "God, Gwen," he said. "Der Weinerschnitzel?"
            She smiled, smugly dried him off, and zipped his pants.
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            He was strangely silent, after his moment of mirth, and spent the next half-hour staring glumly out the window until Gwen, concerned, finally blurted, "You're not turning evil, are you?"
            He started a little. He'd been pretty lost in his thoughts, there. She could almost see him come back to himself, as his mouth moved a little, not quite smiling.
            "No. Not much of a worry this time. Too much on my mind. Plus I'm not drunk."
            "Want to talk about it?"
            He shrugged. "I already did."
            She nodded. She'd expected as much. And she had to admit she really didn't want to hear him mooning over Cordelia right after she'd jerked him off.
            That had been fun. And they had enough time to do it again.
            "She's a bitch," said Gwen, not really thinking. "You shouldn't waste your time on her."
            He seemed to actually give this serious consideration. "Well, she's always been a bitch. But since she came back--she's been different."
            "Then let her go and move on." Her tone was colder than she'd intended, but he needed to hear this. "And while you're at it, you might want to look at the gas gauge."
#
            They stopped for gas the next chance they had. Getting out of the car, Angel said, "Make a pit stop if you need it. I don't want to stop again unless we have to."
            Gwen got out and stretched, then joined him where he stood next to the car, waiting for the tank to fill. "I didn't bring any money. Can you spare change for a Coke?"
            He produced a five from his wallet and gave it to her. "Thanks," she said. "You want anything?"
            "Yeah." He grabbed her, pulled her to him and kissed her thoroughly. When he let her go, she smiled, actually a little embarrassed. At least one person was watching them with interest, probably of the prurient variety.
            "Anything else?" she asked.
            "Nope. That'll do."
            Gwen went inside to the bathroom, then came back to the car with her Coke. She had to spend a little extra for a plastic bottle rather than buying a metal can out of the machine. She took a long swig, offered it to Angel. He shook his head.
            The car took a long time to fill, but eventually they were back on the road. Angel had put the top down, and Gwen leaned back, watching the dark, beautiful stretch of starry sky.
            "This is nice," she said.
            "I like it better this way."
            The wind slid through her hair. She liked the way it felt. "A vampire driving a convertible. Why does that seem weird?"
            "I don't know. Would it be less weird if I drove, say, a Rolls Royce? Or a Hyundai?"
            "Point taken." She studied his shadowed profile. He had a long, straight nose, sharp at the tip. "When did you start driving?"
            He thought a moment. "Nineteen...nineteen forty something, I think."
            "That late? I was picturing you tooling around in a Model T."
            "Nope. I pretty much figured cars were just a fad until it got impossible to live in denial anymore."
            "So you've been driving, what, sixty years or so?"
            He looked at her. "You got a point, Gwen?"
            "You think you could keep this car on the road and teach me to give head at the same time?"
            Angel blinked his surprise. "Doesn't seem to me like you'd need much teaching."
            "You calling me a slut?"
            "More like a natural talent."
            This gave Gwen a twinge of pride she didn't want to think too much about. But at the moment, Angel looked less broody than he had since he'd gotten drunk and so pleasantly divested her of her technical virginity. This made Gwen happy, in spite of everything. "So, what do you think?"
            "I didn't wreck us before."
            "I can control the current in my hands. Not so much in my mouth."
            "Ah. Good point." He considered, keeping his eyes on the road while he did so, and his amused expression shifted back to serious. "You sure this isn't a payback thing? Like, I gave you two orgasms, now you have to give me two?"
            She shook her head. "Honestly? This is an, 'I really want to know what your dick feels like in my mouth,' thing."
            He chuckled, giving her that tilted grin that made her all weak and needy inside. "Well, hell, Gwen, I've got nothing better to do."
            "Me neither," said Gwen, and unzipped his pants.
            She had a fairly good idea what he wanted this time, so the intimidation factor was greatly reduced. The hardest part was trying to keep the current under control. To a great extent, it was a matter of voluntary versus involuntary muscles. Thus she could feel and control the movement of the electricity in her tongue, but the rest of her mouth was iffier.
            She thought about it a minute, redirecting as much of the current as she could. At the same time, she stroked him gently, fingers on top of his clothes, exploring his chest, his stomach, then slipping under the gray shirt to touch his skin. She loved the way his skin felt--cool and smooth, taut with his well-sculptured musculature.
            He had leaned back in the seat again, relaxed, adjusting his hips for easier access, eyes on the road, his right arm again across the back of the seat, out of her way. It was darker on this stretch of the highway, as the moonlight had faded to almost nothing, and she could barely see him. It was a new experience for her, navigating by touch. Especially navigating another human being. Or at least a hunky male creature, human being or not.  
            The wind ruffled her hair, traced cool fingers across her shoulders. Angel just waited, seeming content to let her finish her preparations.
            Finally, she swallowed, and the usual bitter tang had faded enough from the back of her throat that she thought she might be ready. She let her hand slide down his stomach, to his fly. He was even less erect than he'd been before. Good. That gave her some extra work to do, and that struck her as potentially entertaining.
            He settled back with a sigh as she adjusted his clothes. Then, a little hesitant, she bent her head and licked him.
            He jumped. She turned quickly to look up at him, but she couldn't see his face well enough to judge his expression.
            "I'm sorry. Did I shock you?"
            "No. Just . . ." He trailed off. His free hand came to nestle at the back of her neck, gently lifting her head. He pulled her up and kissed her softly. "Have fun," he said, and then guided her gently back down into his lap.
            That little jump must have meant he'd liked it, then. Smiling, she licked him solidly, base to head, noticing he was a good inch longer than he'd been before.
            Have fun, he'd said, so she set out to do exactly that, finding every flavor and texture on him she could find. Eventually he started making little gasping, breathy noises as his hips moved under her, squirming, pulsing a little, though she could tell he was trying very hard to keep from shoving himself right down her throat. She couldn't pull him in all the way to the root--her mouth just wasn't deep enough for that--but she did the best she could, and he seemed to appreciate it.
            The electricity was rising, though. She could taste it. The head of his cock literally sizzled in her mouth and he made a noise that sounded disturbingly whimpery. But when she started to pull back, he caught the back of her head in his hand, holding her still. His fingers tangled in her hair, caressing her scalp. That felt good, she thought, and worked her head against his hand as his strong fingers worked back. The way she was moving her head changed the rhythm a little, but judging by the sounds he was making, and the way the car seemed to be speeding up, he liked that, too.
            And he tasted good. She didn't think she could get enough of that flavor, of skin and general vampire lust, even edged as it was with the taste of her current, which was getting more and more difficult for her to hold back. Focusing hard on that, she dragged the voltage back as much as she could, but she could still taste the sparks.
            Suddenly his fingers jerked at her hair, pulling her head back, or trying to. Ignoring the signal, she went the opposite way, pushing him as far back down her throat as she could. He bucked into her, his thighs hard under her hands. She could feel the pulsations down the length of his shaft and swallowed in the same rhythm.
            She couldn't really taste anything beyond the sparking current at the back of her throat, which she thought might be a good thing, but it felt good, matching her rhythm to his, taking him as far inside her as she could. He had let go of her head and she heard him slam his fists into the steering wheel.
            "God, Gwen, God!"
            And then he made another noise, something she'd never heard out of him before. It startled her and she twisted her head just enough to peer up at him.
            Shit. He had sprouted fangs. And he was growling. That noise didn't even sound human. She closed her eyes and concentrated on what she was doing, convulsively swallowing the last of his orgasm, because she had a feeling not letting him finish was about the worst thing she could do right now.
            She clung to him until he was done, then slowly let his softening shaft slip from her mouth. Almost afraid to look up at his face, she kissed his stomach softly, then carefully turned her head.
            He was breathing fast and hard, recovering. He breathed a lot, she'd noticed, for somebody who didn't have to, but it was nearly always in response to emotion. His head was still back against the headrest, his hands white-knuckled on the steering wheel. As Gwen moved, he peeled one hand away from the wheel, moving his arm so she could maneuver out of his lap.
            He looked at her. Through still-yellow eyes, fangs peeking over his lip. His mouth looked even wider with the fangs in it. She was glad it was dark. As much as she hated to admit it, the vamp face disturbed her. Frightened her, even.
            "Are you okay?" she asked him. "Did I hurt you?"
            He laughed once, and it carried an edge of embarrassment. "Yes, and yes. But kind of no. Shit." He squeezed his eyes shut, then opened them, and his face shifted back to human. "Sorry about that."
            So she hadn't turned him evil. That was good. She would hate for the world to get sucked into hell or something because she gave good head her first time out. That would be embarrassing. "It's okay," she said, aware her voice sounded more trembly than sincere. Suddenly, strangely, she felt uncomfortable with what she'd just done. She felt oddly dirty.
            "Gwen." His voice was gentle. "What's wrong?"
            She scooted a little away. "I just..." She didn't know how to express it. "Maybe I shouldn't have..."
            He reached for her, pulling her back toward him. "You wanted it, I wanted it, what's the problem?"
            "I made you do that face thing," she blurted, and only then realized that was what was really bothering her. It had made her feel like she had violated him, by making him show her something she knew he didn't like her to see.
            "It happens." Pulling her a little closer, he kissed her forehead. "It's not a big deal."
            "No?"
            "No. Not at all."
            She had no choice but to take him at his word, but she had no doubt he was telling her the truth. Something about the softness in his voice told her that. And she'd gotten the impression he wasn't much for lying. So she matter-of-factly zipped him back up, adjusted his shirt, and laid her head in his lap. She liked it there. It was comfortable. After a moment, his hand settled down on her shoulder, then stroked her hair gently.
            She stared into the dark hollow under the steering wheel for a while, feeling his legs shift under her face from time to time, then finally said, "I'm going to tell you something intensely personal and a little embarrassing."
            "Why?"
            "It seems fair."
            He was silent for a moment, his long fingers tracing the back edge of her ear. "Okay, if you feel like you need to."
            She cleared her throat. "I named my favorite dildo after you."
            He laughed. "Is it a big one?"
            "Biggest one I have."
            "I'm honored."
            She smiled, nestling into him. "Do you think we're going to live through this thing?"
            His finger slid across her cheekbone, gentle. "I hope so, Gwen. I really do."
            She reached up, caught his hand with hers, and closed her eyes.
END.

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER/PSA: The driving in this story was performed by highly trained fictional characters. As a general rule, it is considered extremely unsafe to go down on a vampire while he is driving eighty-five miles an hour on a California highway in a large convertible, particularly if there is any chance whatsoever he may turn evil. In other words, do not try this at home.